Meet Ed, the Blobfish! Hes a young "up" and coming actor whos "down" on his luck and all he wants to do is make it to the big leagues. Too bad, because gravitys pulling him towards the ground!
And you be sure not to let him touch the ground either! Who knows what might happen? Will he fall into an existential crisis? Will his body create an implosion so large that all light cannot escape it and all the energy and matter in the cosmos collapses in on itself? Or will the game freeze? Its up to your imagination to decide what happens!
Featuring new cutting-edge finger swiping technology, youll have so much fun trying to maintain Eds physical and mental stability by constantly smacking him up into the air!
Programmed by a hot young tech wizard whos disrupting the market of finger swipe games, and featuring a hit one-song original soundtrack by Kid64, this game will sure to enlighten your mind and your ears!
What are you doing? Get to it!
Hes counting on you, dont let Ed "down"!